Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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