My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
third nipple confirmed
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Randomize
