I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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