we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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