In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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