Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you would pick up someone in the library
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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