ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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