ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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