My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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