SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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