apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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