Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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