Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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