I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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