I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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