I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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