Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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