then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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