I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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