i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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