That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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