When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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