He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Boobs speak an international language.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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