porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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