Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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