Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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