I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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