He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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