we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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