is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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