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I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I love having hate sex.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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