Fuck appropriateness.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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