She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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