She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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