Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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