yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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