I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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