I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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