So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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