Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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