Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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