Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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