that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
