He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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