I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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