Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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