Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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