It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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