I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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