he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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