just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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