I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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