hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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