Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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