Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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