I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
im holly from the hills drunk
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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