But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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