He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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