One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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